a meth lab
by ninjaweiner February 17, 2012
Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016
A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023
Ender crystal is a minecraft most bigger explosion,very big than creeper or TNT.The Ender crystal can be found in The End demension.
by Tnt567 July 15, 2019
when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock
by Doxsq April 22, 2019
When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 09, 2021
A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.
by Tourists... April 08, 2005