A combination of "software" and table "coaster".
Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.
Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.
Sally: Oh look dear, we finally got the new version of AOL in the mail!
Dan: Great honey, make sure you don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why don't you stick that coasterware under it?
Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!
Dan: Great honey, make sure you don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why don't you stick that coasterware under it?
Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!
by temu_jin August 19, 2007
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Illinois would be a nice, homespun Midwestern state but for all those Chicagoans and their coast envy.
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This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.
by youvebeensmoked August 4, 2009
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I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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I don't wanna be coastist, but taking that job at University of Nebraska sounds like a death sentence.
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by beacompassionista August 18, 2014
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*Adam gets rushed into the E.R*
E.R Nurse: "What happened"
Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"
E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"
E.R Nurse: "What happened"
Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"
E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"
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