The plotting and planning raccoons do with the local dogs to make them the largest mess possible of my garbage cans and bags.
I try not to be depressed by the knowledge that, every day, raccoons meet up with dogs in dark places in a coonspiracy to go out that night and rip open my garbage bags and spread the contents as widely as possible to upset me. They all hide their faces behind those masks nature provided them.
by You rReal Name May 15, 2024
Get the Coonspiracy mug.A documentary based on a a known conspiracy theory that is created to convince its viewers that its content is fully true when a large amount of the content may be fabricated or misleading to promote the theory as factual.
Did you watch the latest conspiracumentary insert title here? I almost believed what I saw until I realized that most of its content was faked like we see on on social media..
by Uncle Buck Jr. September 27, 2024
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by Naut A. Idiot November 16, 2024
Get the Conspiracised mug.(adj.) Describes something that feels like it's asking to be part of a conspiracy theory. Likely to raise suspicion, spark wild theories, or just feel too sketchy to be coincidence.
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"They cut the live feed right as she was about to name names? That’s way too conspiracable."
"That logo change feels conspiracable and I don’t care what the company says."
"That logo change feels conspiracable and I don’t care what the company says."
by GhostWriter.S July 7, 2025
Get the conspiracable mug.Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.
A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.
by Petdragon December 28, 2022
Get the global warming conspiracist mug.A more focused version: the practical and philosophical difficulty of proving a real-world conspiracy once it surpasses a certain scale and sophistication. Beyond a point, the evidence becomes circumstantial, witnesses are discredited, and documents are classified or destroyed. The "hard problem" is that the mechanisms a powerful group would use to execute a major conspiracy (compartmentalization, intimidation, media control) are the same mechanisms skeptics cite as being implausible. Reality blurs into a Le Carré novel where truth is not just hidden, but actively designed to look like paranoia.
Example: "Investigating the corporate price-fixing scandal, we hit the hard problem of conspiracies: the emails were deleted 'routinely,' key players had sudden 'failure of memory,' and the one whistleblower's life fell apart. Proving it wasn't about finding a smoking gun; it was about reconstructing a shadow from the absence of light, knowing the court needed the gun itself."
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Get the Hard Problem of Conspiracies mug.Al Gore's conspirament of global warming designed experiments to prove the conspiracy of global warming.
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