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Cumfortable

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.
"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
by D404 November 9, 2011
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Comfortably Numb

1. a state of severe alienation and burnout. When the pressures of life and the evils, insanity and corruption of the outside world are too much and you build a mental wall and you shut yourself out from everything and everyone. You just want to retreat by watching TV or listening to music a LOT to take you from your inner pain but your attention span is so minimized you may wind up on the couch looking up at the ceiling and constantly changing TV channels with the remote. Certain scenes or sounds may bring up painful emotions and make you cry. So you try to quench the pain by smoking, drinking or doing dope.

2. a song from the 1979 Pink Floyd classic double album "The Wall" where the alienated and overburdened rock musician Pink (no, not the real life female pop singer!) is found " comfortably numb" watching the tube and is given "a little pin prick" of horse to "get going for the show". The lyrics (written by bassist Roger Waters) describe in great detail this condition of mental/emotional illness. Dave Gilmour gives a fierce guitar workout and Nick Mason slams an electric drum as the tune fades out. Richard Wright's synthesizers are augmented by an orchestra.
1. Daniel is dog tired after working 12-hour shifts all during the week, and rotating shift schedules every week on top of that. He just sits on his couch and polishes off the Riunite and tokes while watching 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from. In the meantime he has scenes from his life flashing back in his head. He has become comfortably numb.

2. "Comfortably Numb" is a major highlight of a Pink Floyd concert.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 5, 2009
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comfortkurta

comfortkurta is a tiktok account that is madly in love with kurapika.
they like alot of different things for example: kurapika, coats, strawberries, classical and romantic music, coffee, poetry, reading in general and kurapika.
they seem to be a really sweet person but their livestreams are a lil weird but thats fine.
every kurapika stan knows that comfortkurta is the most precious.
by kukukaka March 30, 2021
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Cumforter

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.
by nofx9019 March 24, 2010
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comfortabolize

To make oneself comfortable.
"Are you comfortable?"
"Ahh not really...too many pillows in my bed and my legs are all twisted"
"Aight...throw those pillows out of your bed and comfortabolize yourself"

"One sec...............PERFECT"
by THE Ricardo May 17, 2010
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Confort

Commonly known as a typo, derived from the word "comfort". The origins of this typo is rumoured to be from a person called Gustaf Strauss, or otherwise known as Wolf Claw.
01:04 Wolf Claw: confort yourself X_X
by EagleEye May 23, 2008
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Comfartable

The point in a relationship when one or both parties are comfortable farting in front of eachother.
Adam dumped Eva when she was comfartable well before he was.
by Lotuschef September 17, 2015
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