Debt collector

A smooth pimp like myself who makes a lot more money and gets a lot more pussy than you do getting scum to honor their commitments. Very frustrating at times but somebody must keep you fucks in line...

The debt collector finished the call and made another $500 in commission today...Tonight he’s banging yet another girl...

by PImpGrease April 18, 2019

Nectar Collector

when you use a tongue taco technique to wrap around the clitorous and suck on it as a hummingbird would do collecting nectar from a flower.

My boyfriend did the nectar collector on me last night and I’ve never felt so alive!!!

by Applefritter October 11, 2019

jock collector

someone who collects jockstraps after someone has used them for there chosen sport or for use of pleasure.

"that guys a right jock collector, got over 800 different types of jockstraps including the ballstrangler 3000;)"

by NiCk A t February 27, 2006

Hillary Connection

To have rlly shity wifi connection

Person 1: why did it take you so long to respond

Person 2: sorry I had Hillary Connection

by Horselover March 8, 2017

the mothership connection

1. the fourth album by the american funk band, parliament.

2. a northern californian funk-rock jam band formed in the early 21st century.

the new concept album by parliament is called 'the mothership connection.'

by UberGanz August 19, 2008

the toe collector

Sucks toes on sight. If your toes are exposed and he sees them..your toes are getting yeeted to the 4th dimension...his mouth

Watch out for The Toe Collector👀🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻🦶🏻

by Sir Cleveland November 28, 2018

stamp collecting

An frivilous pursuit requiring only time and the ability to repeat things verbatim like a Parrot.

See Botany, Microbiology and Art.

Ernest Rutherford (1st Baron Rutherford of Nelson and known as the "father" of nuclear physics) was quoted as saying:

"Physics is the only real science. The rest are just stamp collecting."

by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010