The local legend Chris Leon is know by many names. His Neanderthal friends call him Jesus because of his height and burly beard. He keeps a close group of friends but will them them to simp over women older than him. He falls in love to fast but is a very good person at heart. He will kick your ass in team based objective games but struggles in RPGs. He is very knowledgeable in meme culture.
by TheWarrior76 April 08, 2022
So, here's what you do.
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!
by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011
by daddy loserssss August 12, 2018
the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.
by christophermarkertbully:) June 08, 2020
Christopher Dickson is a very trustworthy person. He is a very good listener and never yells. He treats people with much respect and never wants anyone to be in trouble and he wants the best for people.
by DICKSONHATER December 05, 2022
Usually, a tall blue eyed handsome young man. He loves to treat females with respect. He is one of those guys, who is in the background. He loves to make sure they're happy. He has a great smile, loves to hang out cuddle and just watch movies. Loves to make sure she is smiling at all times.
He loves one girl & most compatible with: Demii.
He loves one girl & most compatible with: Demii.
"Hey, Demii who is that boy you are so happy with"
"Oh, he is just my Christopher Faulisi"
"I Love him"
Loving
"Oh, he is just my Christopher Faulisi"
"I Love him"
Loving
by Big Cuwdo Johnson February 17, 2013
Okay A Christopher Coleman Is Tipically A Handsome Guy. He Is Usually Funny. Almost Always Smart But Can Have Their Fair Share Of Dumb Moments. Normally Tall Or Semi Tall. Serious About Relationships. Thinks About A Future With Who They Are With At The Time. Loves To Say They Are Ugly When They Really Aren't. Talks Alot Unless They Are Thinking About Something Or Someone Or Doing Something.
by BY: SAVANNAH JOHNSON December 20, 2016