chest nuts

A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.

definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"

by jeezusbonbonz October 12, 2008

Chicken Chested

when a man gets his chest waxed /when a young man hasn't hit puberty yet but should have by now

that man at the beach must of had a wax cause he chicken chested/that boy almost 18 and still chicken chested

by my political party : Realist August 13, 2009

Cum Chest

A Cum Chest is when a girl blows a guy, and proceeds to spit the load into a jar or bucket and saves it. No one knows why.

Oh my god, I just gave some dude a blow job and spit his chowder into my cum chest. I've got at least 20 dudes marinating in there!

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

birdy-chest

A man who is so skeletal that his ribs and sternum are easily visualized; a concave chest.

Ooooh, that dude is cute, but I fear that he may have birdy-chest.

by EBoogs April 28, 2006

war chest

funding for a political campaign provided well in advance of the start of the campaign

If she really did want the seat in the senate, she would probably have been hiding an illicit war chest.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2011

Chest Cream

A white oozing liquid from an unknown source that happens to exist on a sticky chest, usually a chest that has been recently thrusted upon.

This is a new suade couch, please try your hardest not to dump your Chest Cream on it cuz it stains easily.

by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011

Pretty-chest

A topless girl with perfect firm half-orange sized breasts. Sometimes with rose-bud or long/mature nipples.

Katy: Look at that pretty-chest.

Dawn: She has some real nice nips.

Stuart loved Fiona's pretty chest and regulary played with her long nips.

by travelling_man January 28, 2013