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Hackney Cheese Burger 

A sexual/nutritional act ideal for parties or BBQs. A woman lies on her back with her breasts exposed (the bread), and the chef (sex is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her tits (the meat) before a male participant then Harry Munks over it (the cheese). Hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.

The act gained its "Hackney" monkier from the London borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular BBQ food stuffs.
Bob - Hey, we're all out of hotdogs but I'm still starving.

Mike - Don't worry, I'm baking one off so I'll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of Hackney Cheese Burgers.

CHEESE BURGER 

all men would die without this
Hey where'd my cheeseburger go i only took one damn bite out of it!
CHEESE BURGER by The Alex July 2, 2005

Cheeseburgercole 

He eats a lot of burgers in Mississippi. In matter of fact Mississippi is out of cheeseburgers
Cheeseburgercole is the boy who's eat a lot of cheeseburgers.

chestburger 

1. n. - the act of shitting on anothers stomach and/or core region during sex, usually under the influence of alcohol and/or crazy bitches syndrome
2. n. - one who gives chestburgers
1. I heard they were about to get dirty and she gave him a big old chestburger.
2. Hey, did you know? He's a chestburger!
chestburger by psychadelicatessen January 27, 2009

Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger 

A burger that comes with capers and goat cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger, you should try it!"

Chelsburger 

an inhabitant of Chelsburg, a place far away which prides itself on observance, appearance and wit.
... never can tell what's going on with that Chelsburger but she's quite comical.