Captain Fwiffo

A green alien with a tendency to get frightened at the drop of a pencil.

Hunam 1: Did you see Captain Fwiffo ride that roller coaster? What a baby!
Hunam 2: I know right!

by 541l0rl34f March 1, 2018

capatronies

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.

“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”

by AlexMacBook🦕✨ April 14, 2020

captainbratt

A very funny, cool, kind person.

Have you seen captainbratt's new tiktok?
yes, it was funny

by mordetwi August 28, 2021

lane captain

The douchebag holding up traffic by driving under the speed limit - applies to any lane.

I wish this lane captain would get the f*ck outta my way.

by pipercat99 December 27, 2007

Double Capital

A constant mistake done while typing fast, as generally constituted by a second capital letter after the first propper capital, making you go back and replace that letter with a lowercase letter (Unless posting casually i.e Forum Postings, Chat sites, etc. unless considered a grammar nazi). Constantly happens when typing reports and /or titals for various subjects.

"WHoever that is, I wish he would stop calling me."
(Double Capital Shown once)

"'The RIde of the Valkyries' from Die WAlkure"
(Double Capital Shown here twice)

by Widget Woman August 19, 2009

RESIDUAL CAPITALIZATION DISORDER (RCD)

THE ACT OF OVER-CAPITALIZATION AS A RESULT OF CONTINUING USE OF THE CAPS-LOCK FUNCTION. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE ALTERING STATE OF MIND AND TONE OF VOICE TO ACCOMMODATE THE NEWLY DEVELOPED PUNCTUATION.

DESPITE HER FADING OVER-ENTHUSIASM, PAIGE C. CALHOUN CONTINUED TO MAKE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS IN HER CASUAL CONVERSATION AS A RESULT OF HER STRUGGLE WITH RESIDUAL CAPITALIZATION DISORDER (RCD).

by PAIGE C. CALHOUN April 25, 2010

Capitol Riots

on January 6 2021, Trump told his moron supporters to riot the capitol in an attempt to overturn the election
they broke windows and flew confederate flags (reminder:this is the "Party Of Lincoln")

there were officers trying to stop the morons but there were also officers that were morons
sadly 1 good officer was killed but there also were 4 maga moron deaths, one was shot , another tazed his balls for some reason, another was trampled and the last had a stroke

but more chaos came when dumbasses started sitting in the seats of members and the morons started stealing stuff
one even stole the podium but thankfully congress members managed to take the votes when they were leaving

so where were the Trumps?
they were furiously masturbating to the riots
after Biden gave a speech telling Trump to step up, Trump gave the most forced speech in history telling his morons to go home

after the riots, congress confirmed that Biden won, McConnell got replaced, Devos resigned, and Perdue lost
people started turning on Trump, hundreds of people from The Trump Administration resigned
Tucker Carlson stopped ass kissing and Pence announced Biden's Win

thankfully rioters got arrested
morons said that protests where peaceful and it's antifa disguised
but before fake news could spread Trump was terminated from Social Media
Trump stopped the election fraud shit before he got banned and finally conceded
he also said he wouldn't attend Biden's Inauguration but nobody gives a shit

Person: did you see the Capitol Riots
Dumbass: IT WAS ANTIFA IN DISGUISE
Person: atleast Trump conceded

by SmartEpic2020 January 8, 2021