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15 Candles

When your 15th birthday is just a regular day. Think of the Molly Ringwald movie "Sixteen Candles" but move back one year.
Mel: Ugh my birthday will be 15 Candles.

Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.

Mel: awww thanks
by angsty_agender April 3, 2019
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I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.
L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”
by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024
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Candles!

Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.
Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!
by Luffy Hana July 11, 2018
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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.
Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.
by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
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Cake and candles

Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.
by Stevez11 December 30, 2023
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mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .
He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
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Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.
Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.
by Hamurai September 27, 2018
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