Hella bitties

A lot of bitties (big titties)

Man there is gonna be hella bitties at that party tonight.

by Tom56 May 9, 2015

ed bunting

a nerd that is very smart but has bad social skills

that weird ed bunting

by Timberman33 February 15, 2018

Cunting the Bunting

Having a downer on everything fun. Looking for the negative side to exciting stuff.

John! Please will you just enjoy the party for once and stop cunting the bunting

by TomaKilo March 4, 2011

Tig Ol' Bitties

When you want to say, " Woah, those are some big titties! " but you wanna be polite, so you gotta say, " You got nice tig Ol' bitties "

You: " You got Tig Ol' Bitties!"
Her: " What does that mean? "
You: " Don't worry about it "

by Hangover4000 November 17, 2014

bigo tigo bitties

When a pair of boobs are so big that “big” or “huge” Dosent describe them anymore.

You know that one girl from school with the bigo tigo bitties?

Bro tell me jasmine Dosent have some bigo tigo bitties

by Blou__ April 21, 2018

Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

bettis

Derived from the infamous character of Kung Pao Bettie.

Most directly related to being deceived or deceiving someone.

Bettis takes any form, adjective, noun, or verb.

n. That bettis stole my cheese.

adj. Her bettis ass talked behind my back.

verb. I bettised him up so badly in basketball yesterday.

Statement. "Kid:Yo we got a test tommorow and the teacher just told us today.
You: Bettis"

by fut May 3, 2004