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Rocco Bumpy

Guy who didnt bring his I.D to the bathroom (it was needed)
"I was going to tell you Rocco Bumpy, but I forgot." (Make sure to say it after he already came back for his I.D)
by Katsaresocool December 2, 2025
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Mike Bumps

Hey man I got your message you left with my dad he had no clue what it meant! I said I’m only coming out to club if I can score cocaine but missed your call then my dad said you did call left me a message saying to meet you at club that you were with Mike Bumps!
by Storm Byron January 1, 2026
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what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.
Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.
by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017
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Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
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Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
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weak but bumpy

You are so beautiful, with an angel face, affectionate violet eyes, and a slender, weak but bumpy body. Your beauty will certainly be magnified countless times on the screen, beyond the secular. Hundreds of millions of men all over the world love your face at the meeting and are willing to pay money to watch your face on the screen. So am I, hoping to communicate with you and become friends.
by anonymous December 24, 2024
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Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.
I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.
by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025
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