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bukkake ambush

Bukkake Ambush will make you a man; The act of ejactulation over the female species, by surprise. Some call it ninja, others call it sexual assault.
"Hey bro, did you see me bukkake ambush that chick over there?"

"Yeah bro, you got her right in the eye!"
by Paul Franky August 24, 2009
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bukkake

Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
Google Image 'bukkake, and turn off the safe filter.
by Mike286 April 9, 2007
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bukkake sunrise

A magnificent cocktail which consists of milk, vodka, pineapple juice, all served in a tall glass with salt around the rim.
by Thebarbican January 28, 2016
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bukkake

(1) when a bunch of doods jerk off on a single being, often a female person (but not always)
(2) a perenially underachieving Fantasy Football team that gets (pun intended) creamed every year.
BKE: Dude how'd your matchup with Bukkake go?
Jing: My team totally bukkake'd all over him, he started Tony Romo again
by Flowbro_K November 5, 2020
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bottled bukkake

When two people (who love each other very much) wish to partake the act of bukkake but are uncomfortable with inviting others. As a result, the man will save the efforts of his masturbation in a bottle over a period of time. Once a decent volume is accumulated, the couple will make love and upon finishing, the man will blast on the woman's face while simultaneously pouring the bottle on her. he may either pour it on her, use a spray bottle, squirt gun, or just plain throw it. It must be noted that considerable effort must be used to keep the bottled bukkake at the right consistency and temperature for usage.
Wife: cum on face please!
Husband: no problem darling.
Wife: well golly gosh that sure was great but do wish there was more.
Husband: wait just a minute there sport. Let me grab my handy bottled bukkake. we'll have your face looking like a glazed donut in no time!
Wife: wow you think of every thing!
husband: and its great for your skin too!
by greenspartan4572 December 9, 2012
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Brousard Bukkake

When the male is missionary position and the female counterpart nibbles on the male's chest acne until she has a mouthful of the white excrement, then proceeds to use her gag reflex to project the secreted pus on the males face and chest.
I heard Kristen gave him the Brousard Bukkake that night. Hopefully he didn't get too many scars on his chest.
by BruinBear15 August 5, 2016
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The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt

When a woman/man sits upon a rotating conveyor belt, only to be surrounded by vast amounts of virgin men who are dying to get a load off and who are also quick on the trigger. The woman lets the man blow his load wherever he so pleases, only within seconds to be surprised by another "snowball", and then another. As men get their load off, they get out of line and let the next man in line get his turn.

Speed and size may vary.
As a soccer mom unloads her shopping cart on to the conveyor belt of the supermarket,

her mind becomes fogged with nostalgia from the past due to the graphic events that she

experienced while enjoying the The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt Bukkake, each item she grabs reminds her of

the of men she has once pleased.

She loses it and hops on top of the belt, only to have all of
the male employees join in on the festivities.. Her child looks at her in shock and awe.
by The Masked One March 8, 2014
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