hot breath

When someone’s breath is so bad you can’t be near them

“That girl got some {hot breath I’m telling ya. Did someone put her Colgate on top of the Statue of Liberty.”

by Meemie K June 1, 2018

Braxton

The cutest sweetest boy in all of existance. He will make you feel like you are floating on air and look at you like you hung the sun in the sky. He is shy at first but then when he opens up he is the wildest weirdest person on earth, he is clumsy in normal life but incredibly good at sports. He is a total lacrosse player but one who can also surf and snowboard, the hottest sports of course. Braxton is a keeper because even though he makes you feel like a princess and treats you like one he knows how to make you feel other things to. He is a fantastic kisser and once you have kissed him once you never want to stop. He is someone to hold on to.

"Up next is the chick magnet Braxton"

by CM-money May 5, 2015

breathalyzer

Breathalyzer is a device used to detect the breath alcohol concentration in people. They are used by law enforcement, clinics, workplaces, and individual consumers. You can find them at http://www.alcometers.com

I was pulled over and the police officer administered a breathalyzer on me.

by breathalyzer man February 6, 2009

breathing bulldog

When you drop your pants, bend over and pass gas in someone's face.

That breathing bulldog was so close I could taste it!

by Shaky55 July 12, 2009

Breitbart

That thing your racist uncle reads when he gets tired of Fox News

He's reading Breitbart again. I think he needs an intervention.

by Narukami August 24, 2016

butt breath

Common insult with obvious implications. The insult is meant not only to indicate someone who who is stupid and / or offensive, but also one who would do an act which would render their breath like someone else's butt.

Hey, butt breath! Move your car.

by Frank Klaune January 23, 2005

mouth-breather

1. Someone who is incapable of breathing through their nose

2. Someone stupid who is unaware that their mouth is gaping open, often taking in gallons of air and spewing their own dry, bacteria rotten maw into your clean air in your vicinity.

Never let a mouth-breather speak to you very close, or you might regret it.

by Randall Wynn April 13, 2008