brendan

the worst guy you’ll ever meet. Very sweet at first then crushes your life, don’t date him.

person 1: “Man, i really like brendan”
person 2: “you shouldn’t, he’s trouble”

by funnygummy6969 October 2, 2022

Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed

I wish I was a Brendan Murphy

by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022

brendondle

meggie

that's so brendondle

by brendondle December 3, 2022

Brendan

Brendan is the type of flop to think he's funny. He always thought he ate when in reality he really didn't. He can be a massive slut having up to 5 boyfriends at once. Don't become friends with Brendan unless you have excellent fighting skills because he will try to fight you every fucking day.

Brendan thought he ate.

by Bussymaster December 16, 2022

Brendan the furry

Furries tend to be named Brendan

You: Look, there’s Brendan
Friend: are you sure he’s not Brendan the furry?

by uzqx January 1, 2023

Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away

Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023

Breadageddon

When people in the south see snow, they go to all grocery stores and buy up all of the bread thinking they will need an abundance for the near future… While most with average IQs just remember Uber and Doordash exist.

Oh shit, Velma's going go straight into breadageddon mode.. its supposed to flurry later today with no chance of stickin'.

by Its complete madness March 15, 2023