Girl 1: Omg Brendan is so cute!
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...
by Brendan’s_Ex July 2, 2018
Get the Brendanmug. With some exceptions; prolly gonna be an ass who doesn't know when to walk away and is usually a puckered little butthole and a teacher's pet
Guy 1: Dafuq is that mother fucker over there
Guy 2: That's Brendan, he's a fucking crybaby
Guy 1: oh
Guy 2: That's Brendan, he's a fucking crybaby
Guy 1: oh
by C. Greene June 21, 2020
Get the Brendanmug. Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.
by Jetason March 21, 2022
Get the Brendanmug. by Manthony Artinez October 24, 2018
Get the Brendan Baileymug. by A bad guy in general December 26, 2023
Get the Brendan Fraseredmug.