someone nore human nor animal, but mostly known of as being alian. "it" is 90% teeth and mostly 10% smile. Be careful when around, because they are known for texting starting small fires in local grandmother thrifty stores and all medium siz good wills.
by Jakob the Liar December 25, 2007
Get the Brandonmug. An guy who is generally considered to be an asshole. He probably has messed up teeth and looks as if he has fetal alcohol syndrome. He enjoys lying and causing a lot of unnecessary drama in people's lives. He hangs out with friends who are either fat or pussy virgins so he can feel like a bad ass.
Girl 1: "Wow, whats wrong with that guy's face?"
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."
Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."
Girl 2: "Oh, he's just a Brandon."
Girl 1: "Ugh, where did all this stupid drama come from?!"
Girl 2: "I told you not to hang out with Brandon..."
by onepointfive December 8, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. A good looking guy with a cock the size of his whole arm. Many girls wish to even be his girlfriend and best friend to go to his parties
by True definition_123 April 9, 2015
Get the Brandonmug. by Walter B. Studebaker March 10, 2009
Get the Brandonmug. Faggot is the right word for this guy. he is a low life and doesnt know how to keep his mouth shutt for ANYTHING do not ever go out with a brandon cause all he does is make you mad
by A Person o.O December 14, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. Someone with an above average wang size. Brandon is the most selfish piece of shit in the universe because of the way he treats girls. He throws them around like garbage and feels nothing because he has a rotting piece of celery where his heart should be. Brandon wants to stick his dick in everything, girls, cows, you name it, and he spends more time judging other people than he does working to better his own life. Watch out for a Brandon. If you meet one he will want to "pipe" you, your mom, your sister, and probably even your catholic dad and then dip out faster than he cums.
Person 1: Omg I just met the most AMAZING guy last night!
Person 2: Awesome! What's his name?
Person 1: Brandon
Person 2: You better watch out--Brandon's are TROUBLE!
Person 2: Awesome! What's his name?
Person 1: Brandon
Person 2: You better watch out--Brandon's are TROUBLE!
by Flowerpower36 January 22, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. –adjective
1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
2. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.
3. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
4. licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.
5. homosexual.
6. of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization.
–noun
7. a homosexual person, especially a male.
–adverb
8. in a gay manner.
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Origin:
1275–1325; 1950–55 for def. 5; Middle English gai < Old French < Germanic; compare Old High German gāhi fast, sudden
—Related forms
gay·ness, noun
non·gay, adjective
qua·si-gay, adjective
1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
2. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.
3. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
4. licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.
5. homosexual.
6. of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization.
–noun
7. a homosexual person, especially a male.
–adverb
8. in a gay manner.
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Origin:
1275–1325; 1950–55 for def. 5; Middle English gai < Old French < Germanic; compare Old High German gāhi fast, sudden
—Related forms
gay·ness, noun
non·gay, adjective
qua·si-gay, adjective
Kimberly is half-brandon.
by nooner123 March 19, 2011
Get the Brandonmug.