Matt cassel clone wearing #12. Most OVERRATED person in US history. His greatness is a bigger hoax than manti teo's girlfriend. Recipient of insane amounts of undue credit. Fabricate wins by cheating & riding coattails & robert kraft bribing refs(tuck rule). Crybaby, whiny bitch, fag, asshole, piece of shit. A deadbeat dad(john moynahan). Does Zoolander style modeling(looking like a fag but not knowing it). Choker in the biggest games 18-1. Eli's bitch.
The infant dropped tom brady in his diaper & needed it changed.
In the championship game johnny pulled a tom brady & choked.
If you tom brady on your exam you will get expelled from school.
Eli just killed that silly fuck. Ya what a tom brady.
In the championship game johnny pulled a tom brady & choked.
If you tom brady on your exam you will get expelled from school.
Eli just killed that silly fuck. Ya what a tom brady.
by John Doe11 January 2, 2014

by Lee-bay January 1, 2009

The New England Patriots as a team, as well as Patriot's Fans due to their fanatical obsession with Tom Brady.
by TheGuy1991 November 23, 2009

okay im fucking sick of people calling tom brady the most underrated quarterback in football. if he's so underrated to everybody, than why dont they just rate him higher? the media kisses his ass and call him underrated, well guess what guys? We're all watching the media to see how they rate quarterbacks. He is overrated if anything, and only does well because he has an amazing team to back him up. How well do you think he'd do if he were on the texans?
Sports Guy 1: Tom Brady is so underrated
Sports Guy 2: Yeah he's the most underrated player in football
Sports Guy 3: How can you guys kiss Tom Brady's all day on National TV just like everyone else and still call him the most underrated player in the game? Show some love to someone who deserves it, like joey porter, or vick, or even the third string punter for the lions.
Sports Guy 2: Yeah he's the most underrated player in football
Sports Guy 3: How can you guys kiss Tom Brady's all day on National TV just like everyone else and still call him the most underrated player in the game? Show some love to someone who deserves it, like joey porter, or vick, or even the third string punter for the lions.
by dgsdgsahgahgasha September 2, 2006

When you pull out during sex to ejaculate onto the girls stomach and hit her in the face while remaining where you are, like a deep ball from Tom Brady to Randy Moss.
Dude # 1 : Man I Brady to Mossed that chick last night.
Dude # 2 : Sweet!
Dude # 1 : Ya she can't even get mad because what are the chances?
Dude # 2 : Sweet!
Dude # 1 : Ya she can't even get mad because what are the chances?
by Nickfromredcliff October 19, 2008

by howtodab602 November 4, 2018

seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you
by olered February 27, 2017
