Instead of heart broken you would be dick broken because the girl with the fat ass got a boyfriend and you can't fuck her anymore.
Tzuri was dick broken when his bottom bitch Shaneequa got married because he couldn't smack that fat black ass anymore.
by CapitalJOO October 12, 2016
Get the Dick brokemug. 1. A person with little means.
2. A person who enjoys the fringe elements of a society.
3. A person with little means who enjoys the fringe elements of a society.
2. A person who enjoys the fringe elements of a society.
3. A person with little means who enjoys the fringe elements of a society.
1. She can't pay for dinner, she's a broke-ass.
2. I feel like we should party like a broke-ass tonight; hit up a basement show, maybe go vintage shopping.
3. I'm not only a broke-ass by nesessity, but by choice.
2. I feel like we should party like a broke-ass tonight; hit up a basement show, maybe go vintage shopping.
3. I'm not only a broke-ass by nesessity, but by choice.
by Broke-ass Harley July 16, 2011
Get the broke-assmug. An expression used to describe a sheep (ewe) that has been trained to remain still when her hind legs are placed in a pair of boots for the purpose of facilitating human-to-sheep sexual contact. "Boot broke" is often used to describe a person who is easily controlled or intimidated so that he or she falls in line with another's wishes.
A variant of boot broke is "stump broke," which refers to a cow that has been trained to remain still while someone stands behind her on a stump. Heard in Wyoming, USA.
A variant of boot broke is "stump broke," which refers to a cow that has been trained to remain still while someone stands behind her on a stump. Heard in Wyoming, USA.
"Wow, you'd think that Congress would have a problem with Bush and his whole 'unitary executive' thing, but he seems to have the whole place boot broke."
by Christie Malry October 9, 2006
Get the boot brokemug. When you masturbate to something so much that you can no longer get your pp up. This usually occurs in men between 18-30 and you can't fix it without extensive therapy. Another way of saying Impotent.
Guy 1: How's your mom doing lately I haven't seen her in a while?
Guy 2: She's alright.
Guy 3: Your mom caused me to have Broke pp, I now have to have extensive therapy.
Guy 1: Dude wtf
Guy 2: Dude wtf that's my mom
Guy 2: She's alright.
Guy 3: Your mom caused me to have Broke pp, I now have to have extensive therapy.
Guy 1: Dude wtf
Guy 2: Dude wtf that's my mom
by BoredandHungry January 4, 2019
Get the Broke ppmug. by Kyle Winslow April 16, 2007
Get the broke backmug. by KaptainMyke September 4, 2005
Get the broke offmug. Often assumed by people who have weak knowledge of modern technology and/or the internets. Sometimes used by people who do have knowledge of the internets to make fun of those who do not.
Old Man: Lets book our holiday online Ethel
Old Woman: *types*
Old Man: Oh no, looks like you broke the internet!
Ethel (Previously Old Woman): Oh noes!
Young Man: lol
Old Woman: *types*
Old Man: Oh no, looks like you broke the internet!
Ethel (Previously Old Woman): Oh noes!
Young Man: lol
by PoHoFoSho February 19, 2010
Get the Broke the Internetmug.