Joolie Boons

How I say jelly beans, aka, how everyone should say jelly beans

I want some joolie boons

by LeafyConnell July 27, 2019

boondockin'

There are two types of people in this world, those who love the movie The Boondock Saints and those who hate it. You'll be boondockin something if you are talking crap about something that doesn't make sense to you.

Ever since I had these shoes you've been boondockin' them!

by Bryan Don Black April 27, 2007

boonstra

A almost bald principle, with a faggot and abusive son, that can suck my cock!

Porno, while fucking the boonstras

by Fuck the Boonstra family June 16, 2011

Boondocking

A Reference to the Movie "Boondock Saints"

Whereby one engages in vigilante justice against the most despicable of criminals in a terminal way.

Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri.
Et Fili.
Spiritus Sancti.

Man, Those Drunk drivers could really deserve a good Boondocking

by Il Duce Boondocker February 25, 2011

Boondoggle

A unit of measurement.

How much you want o' dat? A boondoggle.

by Pretentious Illiterate February 11, 2017

Barry Bondsed

When you have someone intentionally walk on your balls.

Carson wanted to be Barry Bondsed so badly that he actually offered Raul thirty bucks to walk on his balls. Raul thought it over and decided against it, citing his "not being gay" as his reason.

by buks August 30, 2008

boondocking

In addition to the "camping without hookups", or "out in the boonies boondocks" definitions, within the professional truck driver circles, it was understood to mean "bypassing the toll stations by taking smaller side roads". Often, if you knew you were hauling an overweight load without a permit, or otherwise not in compliance with DOT regulations, you reduced the likelihood of a citation, or worse, by avoiding the "chicken coops" (scales, weight stations), and Interstates, within so many miles of either side of a city or border with another state. It did not prevent a "bear" (state trooper, or other law-enforcement officer) from pulling you over and setting up a "portable chicken coop" (portable scales carried in the trunk of his car) and writing you up anyway. But, since it was a cat and mouse thing, you ran the gauntlet and took your chances. In some states, particularly in Southern US, it was as normal as speeding and using Black Mollies (amphetamines, to stay awake)... not me, of course... I meant those other guys.

"I heard on the radio there was a bear with a portable chicken coop at I-10 and I-65, so, I went boondocking around and back to US90.

by HaulingAsh March 24, 2019