Cock-blocking Scooby Doo

Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.

or

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone

Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos

by rissie2q January 19, 2013

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 2, 2017

Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Cock Block

When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack

Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her

by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018

cock block

when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.

Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."

by Hotpinkluvr May 13, 2009

cock block

Robbie Burns

Oh you were cock blocked? By who? ... Oh! Robbie Burns was there..

by BoysNYC November 6, 2012