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A Bleeding Dick

The thing that’s Billy gives his dad
“Ow billy stop, you have been sucking to long your giving me a bleeding dick!”
by Bob Trinklebottom June 2, 2020
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Bleeding snake

Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood
Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!
by Moose calf69 June 27, 2020
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Bleeding Surfer

A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"

Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"

Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
by Dudemathias October 16, 2012
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bleeding bloody

Not reference to a horse that kicks an English gentleman
the english gentleman doesnt get bleeding bloody when he gets kicked
by Noob Sack 420 September 18, 2013
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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012
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Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".
You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
by WhenWe February 19, 2012
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Bleeding Hollow

A name given to an object/organism that is unseen and covert but is destructive and deadly in nature.
That dude on Call of Duty must be Bleeding Hollow to be tearing our team up like that.
by Valor123 August 26, 2012
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