To sound Bible is to try to sound like the Bible by using words incorrectly, because the Bible uses words incorrectly. Some of this incorrect word usage is due to how the Bible has to be “interpreted” a lot of the time in order to not be absolutely horrible, resulting in words having meanings that stray extremely far from their actual ones.
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Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.
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Get the Bible 2 mug.Referred to as the third installment of the Bible series this follows Jesus and his now six disciples on their way to kill Harry Potter.
Tom:”I’m bored Larry do you have any good books to read”
Larry:”I Recommend Bible 3 It’s a good standalone book from the original two of the series. It is filled with love ,heartbreak , and Wity Humor.
Larry:”I Recommend Bible 3 It’s a good standalone book from the original two of the series. It is filled with love ,heartbreak , and Wity Humor.
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“OH the strategic yet scary Soap Opera of the century continues..... He will be miraculously healed by God to reinforce to the religious right bible trumpers that he truly is the chosen one! “
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