Canibus Sativa Indica buds sold in the continental United States on a wholesale scale by Triads gangs operating between Vancouver, Seattle, and San Fransisco, for recreational use, because it is almost useless as medical marijuana. Beasters originates as very well grown BC Bud, from British Columbia, in southwest Canada, an area that has developed in the last half-century to produce copious amounts of quickly grown dense and dank indica nugget for Canada and America's West Coast. This dank indica is shaken over screens to remove its kief in order to make hash. The Triads sell the hash for top dollar, and then treat the garbage bud to fool the buyer, and toss it over the border fence into northern washington state. The triads drive up from Frisco and pick it up in the woods, selling it as medical bud to unsuspecting teenagers all over the country. Dont try and find it, they'll shoot you...
DONT BUY BEASTERS. You are supporting gang activity, and the desecration of a totally useful medicine. Its not as bad as mersh schwag, which is grow by mexican slaves under cartel control, but its worse quality, which much degradation, and hardly any THC, or anything, but grass, left.
DONT BUY BEASTERS. You are supporting gang activity, and the desecration of a totally useful medicine. Its not as bad as mersh schwag, which is grow by mexican slaves under cartel control, but its worse quality, which much degradation, and hardly any THC, or anything, but grass, left.
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Get the Beasters mug.One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.
Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:
1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.
2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.
3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.
4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.
5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:
1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.
2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.
3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.
4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.
5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
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Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
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not to be confused with GreenDay.
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