Blumpkin Breath

After giving someone a Blumpkin, the word "Blumpkin Breathe" is when your mouth smells like the remains of Sperm, Penis, and possibly Feces.

You listen here you little Blumpkin Breathe! (To get someones attention when you know they have been giving the almighty Blumpkin)

by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010

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power blumpkin

a variation of a blumpkin where a girl performs fellatio on a guy taking a dump, then inserts an enema during climax.

the warm soda in that enema really peps me up...nothing like a power blumpkin to start your day.

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 7, 2006

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A variation of the "Roman Spider Dump" mixed with a "Double Blumpkin." Two males face each other on the toilette while taking a dump, a third person hangs from the top of the stall like Spiderman and preforms oral sex on the other two. This act is most commonly performed in the washrooms of Mellon Arena between periods.

Star: "That chick sitting in front of us is disgusting and her crazy husband thinks the Leafs are offside every time they cross the blue line."

Murk: "Dude, I think I saw them and the usher preforming a Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin before the third period in the can!!"

by lance tightpants December 29, 2009

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Blumperdecker

Receiving a Blumpkin while taking an Upper-Decker, it's as simple as that.

Joanie loves Chachi so much that she gave him a Blumperdecker the other day in a rundown truck stop bathroom because they had nothing better to do.

by Dico Brohey February 22, 2010

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blumpken

while gettin head on the toilet taking a shit

my girl was givin me a blumpken on the shitter last night

by Buesher2 December 20, 2016

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Duty Blumpkin

n. a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a shit) but now said blowjob recipient is also playing Call of Duty. To enhance this experience, the recipient also has his headset on, and is screaming profanities.

"The only reason you sniped me is because I'm getting a Duty Blumpkin right now, .... FAGGOT!"

by An actual DB recipient March 6, 2010

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