pension benefits

Pension benefits may be established when a couple breaks up but they continue to have repeated sexual encounters with eachother afterwards for an extended period of time until such time that either or both parties are in a new and exclusive relationship, although in many cases the benefits may continue even in such circumstances, where the benefits are held in a trust by and on behalf of either or both parties to be accessed under certain conditions (such as when in the future neither person is party to an exclusive relationship or when a recipient of the benefit is unaware that the other is in a relationship or when a particular fact does not exclude the entitlement to receive a benefit according to the rules of the benefits held in trust even if their behavior is slutty, promiscuous, and morally reprehensible).

Ryan: Alex, I'm breaking up with you.
Alex: okay.
Ryan: Let's fuck like rabbits!
Alex: Hell yeah, pension benefits!

by Phillip Yœrass August 26, 2013

Military Benefits

When a thot puts on the traditional camo military uniform it instantly grants immunity to thot thrashings and forces everyone nearby to salute her.

X: Saw a thot yesterday.
Y: Did you give her a thot thrashing?
X: Nah I couldn't, she had Military Benefits. :(

by shoe.bottom October 18, 2018

Friends Without Benefits

The only show on the Internet.

Have you watched the new episode of Sonic '06 on Friends Without Benefits?

by Topichu November 12, 2017

Friends with benefits

Andrew and Jenna

Man I wish I was like Andrew and Jenna, you know, friends with benefits.

by DevNitro June 2, 2018

Friends without benefits

Some famous Internet personalities that do let's plays at a small place called YouTube. Their fan base consists of boat-loving 12 year old people that enjoy to watch Mario Party and sometimes other games. You can find them on fuckmyasshole.org.

"Who are those Friends Without Benefits? Oh you are talking about the Game Grumps 2.0?"

by Hellia May 19, 2019

Friends With Benefits

A dirty thing for people who have just been released from the mental hospital or are just about to go there.

-You want to be friends
-More than that; we could be friends with benefits
----1 day later---Harder baby; that's the spot. Cum for me, now let's go for a coffee

by a_real_gezza May 9, 2018

associates with benefits

A friend with benefit except instead of being friends with the other person you are more on an associate basis

Hey, are you and Jim friends with benefits? No we're just associates with benefits I don't really know him that we'll

by 3P4NIM€ February 5, 2014