Bench

Something you can sit on

Jill:”hey bill look at the cool bench”
Bill:”that’s a nice bench

by Jill.32z October 11, 2018

Bench

Something that you choose not to do

That assignment the teacher gave us is a bench

by Mans like MJY March 24, 2021

Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 May 30, 2015

Bench Seat Boogie

Having sex in a truck or vehicle with a pull up bench seat in the middle

“Yeah me and Chloe did a little bench seat boogie last night in my F-150

by Dong.com April 12, 2023

Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.

Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.

"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022