Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.
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As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
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Bageling is the act of deliberately projecting ones Jewiness when in close vicinity to another Jew; in an attempt to let the other Jew know that you are, in fact, Jewish yourself; regardless of the fact that they probably don’t care. These projections can manifest through speech (Kanaina Hora! I forgot to buy a draidle.) Or, through physical actions (Overtly adjusting one’s Sheitel (dead racoon worn as a hat) while weighing a pound of flesh, cutting a hole in a sheet or making any other perceptibly Jewtonian action.)
Verb (Bagels, Bagling, Bagled)
Bageling is the act of deliberately projecting ones Jewiness when in close vicinity to another Jew; in an attempt to let the other Jew know that you are, in fact, Jewish yourself; regardless of the fact that they probably don’t care. These projections can manifest through speech (Kanaina Hora! I forgot to buy a draidle.) Or, through physical actions (Overtly adjusting one’s Sheitel (dead racoon worn as a hat) while weighing a pound of flesh, cutting a hole in a sheet or making any other perceptibly Jewtonian action.)
Verb (Bagels, Bagling, Bagled)
reporting verb
Say in a blatantly Jewey manner:
With Direct Speech: “I’m a Jewishy Jew,” she bageled.
With Clause: She bageled that she won the Jew of the Year award from Jew Monthly.
No Object: They were bageling.
Transitive Verb:
In line at Sobeys, the yenta Bageled loudly to the unsuspecting young Rebbetzin.
Noun:
1. A person who partakes in bageling.
That’s a Bagler if I’ve ever heard one!
or
Bagel World is a place where, if you go early enough, you can experience 'breakfast bagelling.'
2. A bageling statement.
Mom, your Bagling is tiresome.
Say in a blatantly Jewey manner:
With Direct Speech: “I’m a Jewishy Jew,” she bageled.
With Clause: She bageled that she won the Jew of the Year award from Jew Monthly.
No Object: They were bageling.
Transitive Verb:
In line at Sobeys, the yenta Bageled loudly to the unsuspecting young Rebbetzin.
Noun:
1. A person who partakes in bageling.
That’s a Bagler if I’ve ever heard one!
or
Bagel World is a place where, if you go early enough, you can experience 'breakfast bagelling.'
2. A bageling statement.
Mom, your Bagling is tiresome.
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2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.
by ohhcheese July 16, 2006
Get the bagels and roast beef mug.Lord Beelzebub is a character from Amazon’s Good Omens, played by Anna Maxwell Martin.
They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.
Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.
They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.
They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.
Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.
They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.
They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
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DWeez- Man, I'm hungry. What's good at this time? It's late.
A Man- Lets get some lox. We be Jews. 4:00 bagel!
DWeez- Hi Five!
A Man- Lets get some lox. We be Jews. 4:00 bagel!
DWeez- Hi Five!
by DWeez May 2, 2008
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