Breathing

A JOJO reference.

Someone: I like breathing
An intellectual: Oh so you like JOJO

by Cabbage_Pult November 13, 2020

deep breathing exercises

Process of getting high as fuck

Yo whatcha up to?
Nothing much just deep breathing exercises.

by Poppyseeddoobie November 30, 2013

dad breathing

when you breathe weirdly loud, in a similar way to dads and old men do especially when being creepy

*breathes*
dude, why are you dad breathing?
sorry man, I have inefficient lungs

by flower kiddo February 15, 2017

BLACK BITCH BREATHING

It is a {LOADED GUN}
1. This is a street term for having a LOADED GUN somewhere on your body.
2. A fully Loaded Gun ready to shoot from the hip, no need or time TO LOAD BULLETS.
3. {BREATHING} = A LIVE GUN = BULLETS LOADED = READY & waiting to shoot ANYTIME/ANYWHERE.
4. If you are not BREATHING, you are DEAD.
DEAD GUN is NOT LOADED AND CAN'T HELP OR PROTECT ANYONE. USELESS

I always keep a BLACK BITCH BREATHING on me.
BLACK = COLOR of most GUNS
BITCH = YOUR GUN, OWNERSHIP TERM for all kinds of things. In This Case YOUR GUN.
BREATHING = ALIVE AND READY - LOADED

Not a girl.
A Girl is a Shorty.

by ARTLOVER3 April 15, 2009

Beaching One

The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.

The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.

by rockman08 August 29, 2006

Three Piece Bathing Suit

When you'd like to see a girl naked, just in her hat and two flip flops making up the three pieces

Hey baby, why don't you try on a three piece bathing suit for me.

by Jogiggety Schmogetty October 18, 2008

The Macedonian Bathing Suit

Noun
Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.

"Wow, look at that hottie over there in the Macedonian Bathing Suit, I can't believe she isn't wearing a bottom."

"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."

by Heyhey1 August 17, 2009