Buzzer Beater

Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.

Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.

by CountReno May 12, 2010

Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

ass beater

An insult to your friends, calling them a beater of the ass.

Brandon to a DJ (being their friend) “You’re such an ass beater!”

by 707_Saeyoung August 24, 2019

Mouth Breather

A nearly wiped out ethnic group of humans who breath very noisily through the mouth only. Major causes of death are from suffocation while: giving blow jobs, eating, or attempting to breathe from the nose.

1. Alex almost suffocated yesterday while eating; he must be a Mouth Breather.
2. Sadly, Alexis suffocated while giving Mr. Andryszak a blow job. She was the last female Mouth Breather.

by Douglas Page February 22, 2005

Mouth Breather

Adj: - derogative term - Someone of a lower (or no) class – Usually found in large packs in city centres – can be of any age (although motherhood stats at 14) – standard attire – Tracksuit bottoms – fake Burberry caps – jewellery from Elisabeth Duke of Argos. Derived from the fact they breathe through there mouths.

1; the mouth breathers stood in the dole queue.
2; the mouth breathers considered Primark to be an expensive shop.
3; the mouth breathers were unfamiliar with the concept of books or chewing with ones mouth closed.

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

The Egg Beater

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.

This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...

by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011

mouth-breather

The only thing these crude, rude, and obnoxious people have in common with the human species is that they have a hole in their head with which they breath; otherwise, they are pretty much amoebas with vocal chords.

check your local pool hall in any small southern town

by lee ann hansen January 6, 2004