Brad Pitt

The FitMC Definition, Adolf Hitler

Saying “Hitler” is bad so i’m replacing it with “Brad Pitt”

by ion0320 November 4, 2019

Brad's Bounce

When playing golf and you hit an errant shot, but somehow you get lucky and the ball ends up just fine, and you salvage a par or better.

Riley's ball took a Brad's Bounce when the ball hit the tree and landed on the green for an easy birdie.

by Big B of Memphis May 17, 2020

brad parga

brad parga is a 17 year old boy that swatted milton highschool he was seen crying in his mugshot

brad parga swat

by Sheriff Robert Johnson September 6, 2023

Brad Gorton

A lazy drug dealer who likes to kidnap and rape kid (mainly boys) he forces kids to sell drugs for them and then robs them and makes them repay him by raping them violently

Daniel: I woke up last night with a sore ass and throat
Harry: did Brad Gorton get to you by any chance

by Harry toreria January 25, 2022

Brad bobaguard

A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.

“Can I have a menu-“
-hangs up the phone-
“What a brad bobaguard moment”

by ya momma’s boyfriend August 2, 2022

Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.

That lap dance made me drag the Brad.

by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019

to do a brad.

to do a brad refers to the act of dropping a new gadget when its sitll new.

kevin: dude! check out my new P1i man!
brad: pass it over bro.
kevin: here u go..

*brad drops the phone and puts a scratch on it*

kevin: DUDE.....

*awkward silence*

sitruc: he just HAD to do a brad...

by sitruc265 January 9, 2008