Bayou Barking Spider

A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.

"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"

by Levi W. June 23, 2008

load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.

Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"

by Feo2 February 4, 2009

Snorkel-Bating

The act of putting on a snorkel and watching yourself masturbate underwater

I totally caught Steve Snorkel-Bating in the community pool

by Big Lurch 75 January 27, 2011

Gang-bating

When three or more persons partake in the act of stroking their own sticks or flogging their own dolphins in a group until their jimmy's jiz.

When Tom and Dick were masturbating they felt lonely so they invited Harry and they all gang-bated. Pretty soon every Tom, Dick and Harry were gang-bating.

by Rocky Hollon May 13, 2005

Barrington

A small town located in Rhode Island that recently was named one of the top towns to live in the U.S. Friends hang out after school in town and go to starbucks, yogocrazy, crepalicious, dailyscoop or mecici. Every single girl wears items from patagonia, vineyard vines, lilly pulitzer etc.. and owns an iphone. Everyone lives by the beach, sails, and plays golf (and owns their own golf cart)... Barrington also was recently ranked as the richest town in RI (goodbye EG) and has the best school systems. Some wannabe towns include East Greenwich and North Kingstown. They most likely have more money in their pinky than you do...

city kid: Oh you're from Barrington?
barrington kid: yeah
city kid; go f yourself.

by anon dictionary April 4, 2015

barking europe at the porcelain

1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.

Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning?

Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.

by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008

barking prairie dog

The ability (or relief) to be able to fart when prairie dogging.

Sara was thankful that she had a barking prairie dog because she didn't have skid marks when she finally was able to get into the toilet.

by hoho223 November 7, 2009