barry bonds

A guy who, although a complete jerk to those not in his very very very tight inner circle, is the greatest hitter of all time. He is the subject of persistent ire by those who will write his records off to steroids while pitchers for their teams gun balls at 100 mph and batters hit equally monstruous home runs. This "guilt by personality" paradigm is the direct result of people not wanting someone they do not like breaking the record of all records, and demonstrates the selfishness and ignorance of the common fan.

Barry Bonds is the greatest hitter of all time, get over it.

by SGP July 15, 2008

Barry Lyga

One of the greatest authors of all time! He wrote The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl, Boy Toy, Gothgirl Rising and a few others. He understands teenagers and their problems and writes about them in the most amazing way!

Me: I am so much like Gothgirl!!
friend: I am so much like Fanboy!!
random kid: What?!
Me: Go read a Barry Lyga book!!

by Kyra Sellers December 19, 2010

Barry Maniloaf

An extra large turd.

Hey Buddy: Youre looking pretty content.
Buddy: No kidding I feel about 5 lbs lighter, I just dropped Barry Maniloaf off at the pool.

by Mars57 January 3, 2011

Barrymanilow'd

The act of someone having a conversation with you in which they use the lyrics of "Ready to Take a Chance Again" by Barry Manilow to corner you in a serenade of confusion.

A newer version of the popular internet trend: Rick Roll'd

You: Hey
Me: What?
You: I need to tell you something.
Me: What is it?
You: I'm ready to take a chance again
Me: ??
You: I'm ready to put my love on the line...
Me: ??
You:...with you

The person above has been Barrymanilow'd

by Ewok101 March 17, 2011

Barry Chuckle

When two people line up their but holes and poop into each others butts while saying to me to you

Last nigh I herd Andrew and Ian having a Barry Chuckle

by 317beers June 26, 2016

Baryon

The fastest sub-atomic particle in existence. It can go faster than light.

Jake: 'What is that?
Alan: 'A baryon; the fastest particle in existence.'

by TheBaryon January 21, 2018

Barry Bonds

See steroids.

He is a cheater that is old and has a big head.

Barry Bonds sucks because he has to use steroids to be good.

by A_COOL_GUY July 16, 2008