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Borrow my mobile

To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."
by Memento Dave April 5, 2021
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burro

A term used by Hispanic soccer players on the east coast as a word or exclamation for bad touch or finish
Coach Jorge: Burro first touch Owen!

Daniel: Oh that's a burro shot Ryan!
by Seenor Jane April 19, 2021
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burro surfer

Jeff is a burro surfer because he likes to stick his dick in donkeys assholes
by Knob sniffer September 26, 2021
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Borrowedgear083

Borrowedgear083 is chad man who gets all both men and females but mostly men. he will pull your girl no matter what and maybe pull some men at a local strip club.
"Yo dude look, there is a lot of dudes surrounding that man."
"Yea man, he pulling a Borrowedgear083. Sweet bastard."
by supermonkesupprsion January 17, 2022
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burro

burro has a big dick and gets the most bitches
burros tell a women his name and gets head
by plataussy January 21, 2022
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Barrow

A man who lost his nose at birth
Wow with that nose you must be a barrow
by No opps g October 7, 2022
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Barrow Millionaire

When you wake up after a night out and find £10 in your pocket that you didn't know you had.
by B-dog Millionaire November 15, 2022
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