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Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.
Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.
by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018
mugGet the Turd Burglarmug.

brown burglar

Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.
Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled
by BoringFisherman May 21, 2015
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tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use
Damn it the tard burglar struck again.
by BurglarMan February 8, 2023
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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
mugGet the We've had Polish burglarsmug.

Turd Burglar

When you need a shit so bad,it needs complete lonesome to let loose the beast, then someone walks in, causing it to be sucked back in like e g g
by WrittenToe79 June 21, 2022
mugGet the Turd Burglarmug.

Caiden the burglar

The cutest most amazing boy in the entire world :) pero es muy stinky y feo.

I love you so much my stinky
Random creature- “who the hell is Caiden the burglar

Me-“a stinky shit head
by MEOWOWOOW January 26, 2025
mugGet the Caiden the burglarmug.

Dog burglar

The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.
by Dark_Brotherhood May 23, 2024
mugGet the Dog burglarmug.

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