a funny insult which could be used when someone is/was being a dick, usually in a non-serious manner (also see turgle for further details).
by eminemanemone December 13, 2018
Get the turd burglarmug. When you need a shit so bad,it needs complete lonesome to let loose the beast, then someone walks in, causing it to be sucked back in like e g g
by WrittenToe79 June 21, 2022
Get the Turd Burglarmug. A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home
Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!
Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!
Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.
by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024
Get the Cat burglarmug. Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.
by 28getalife April 10, 2025
Get the Jerk Burglarmug. A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.
Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016
Get the Fetus Burglarmug. Clam Burglar:
(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)
1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian
2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy
3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)
1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian
2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy
3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.
Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
by C.S.H. March 13, 2022
Get the Clam Burglarmug. Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024
Get the turd burglarmug.