Narrow boating

The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.

I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!

by jimbojacks December 31, 2009

milk boat

When you're fucking a thot missionary style at an angle and nut on her face so it appears she is drowning.

Chad #1: Haha bro I accidentally gave Stacy a milk boat last nice, it was fucking awesome.
Chad #2: Bro... that's deep.

Stacy #1: Omg he gave me a milk boat last night! It was embarrassing, but I'd do it again.
Stacy #2: Gettum girl!

by Urmomisnotskorm March 26, 2019

Arabian Boathouse

When your swimming and a remote control boat goes up your butt

I was swimming the other day and I was Arabian Boathoused, it felt kinda good

by Dino Nuggets July 26, 2019

Texas gravy boat

When you blow a huge chunky load into a gaping queef pot and then spoon feed it to the owner of said queef pot

That bitch is a freak. She loves the Texas Gravy Boat

by Bottleboy 12 February 4, 2017

on a boat

Title of a great song. (Lonley Island and T-Pain. If someone says this they are either listening to the song; is on a boat;or"im so good you cant touch me" or "im on roll" kinda thing.

(Someone is on fire in a basketball game) "DUDE,YOUR ON A BOAT!"

by NikkiStatic February 26, 2009

swamp boating

to motorboat butt cheeks.

" your girl is so nasty, she has enjoyed a nice swamp boating from time to time.

by Zchillin December 27, 2010

Boat Fucker

A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...

He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).

Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.

by OJ Da Drewceman May 1, 2009