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Face Blanket 

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket
Face Blanket by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015

Monkey Blanket 

muhng-kee blang-kit noun
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.

2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.

skeet blanket 

a blanket a man uses to jack off into
hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket
skeet blanket by tucker1995 August 1, 2018

snag blanket 

a blanket you keep within arms reach to grab in the middle of the night at a friends house
at Joe's house; hey Joe why did you leave the window open all night, thank god I had a snag blanket.
snag blanket by jlunsford2 September 8, 2018

THE LION OR TIGER BLANKET

FOUND IN EVERY MEXICAN HOUSEHOLD, THE LION/TIGER BLANKET IS USED WHEN FAMILY MEMBERS COME TO VISIT FROM MEXICO OR WHEN WINTER IS HERE. MOST LATINO FAMILIES OWN MORE THAN ONE AND TEND TO STOCK UP ON THESE BULKY COVERS REGARDLESS OF NECESSITY.
YOUR TIA'S ARE ON THERE WAY, PONTE A LIMPIAR SO WE CAN SET UP THE LION OR TIGER BLANKETS.

Skeet Blanket 

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.
"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"
Skeet Blanket by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009