Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.

"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Bench

Bench. Bench. Bench. Bench. Bench. Ben.Ch

That bench is so cool, we can sit on it.

by Xx_Bench_xX December 4, 2021

To Bench

Verb to bench. To act on, achieve or try completing a task in a fast and determined manner

That beer’s getting old! Go on! You’ve got to bench it!

by Husky Boy June 8, 2020

Bench

Another Word for bitch

From 'The Good Place'

Son of a bench

by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020

bench queen

Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.

You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.

by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020

The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.

"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."

by Thomas the tank conductor July 3, 2022

buddy bench

The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.

But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!

Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!

by Word Lookerupper August 21, 2022