Bassoon

Large woodwind instrument in an orchestra that no one knows about because even the conductor forgets that it exists . may be mistaken as;

a potato launcher
a bazooka, for someone with bad eyesight
a violin, for someone with VERY bad eyesight
fire wood, for a rich person
a bass clarinet
a large flute
a big oboe

conductor during a presentation of the instruments;
-i present to you the instruments in the wind orchestra
the flutes, the clarinets, the bass clarinet, ..., the alto and tenor saxophones, the french horns, the trumpets, the trombones, the euphonium, the tuba and the bass.

Me, a bassoonist; You forgot me! it's the third time this week!

by can't find me May 1, 2022

bapokka

your dad

bapokka la do like that

by honest pahang fans June 19, 2022

bamsoning

The act of randomly leaving a discord/console call without informing the other participants.

He keeps bamsoning after like 2 hours of playing.

I don’t think he’s ever left the call normally without bamsoning.

by Bamson August 5, 2022

baps

When a person is terrible or bad at doing a specific thing or action.

"That was sopposed to be a goal bro, how'd you miss that , your baps! "

by Sir mert August 21, 2022

baps

When your terrible at doing something or lack skill in doing that specific action

"How'd you fail that test, your baps"

by Sir mert August 21, 2022

bappo

a word that conjugates in english

bappo fucked his daddo, bappo lips no chappo, bappos a pimp and he always slappo, bappo hotelo, bappo nuked the jappos, bappo eat his asso, bappo smoked with el chappo

by Hornse November 22, 2022

Batson

Word deriving from the slang term 'batty' referring to one's bottom. The word provides a more formal alternative to the reference.

"How are you feeling today ma'am?", Charles asked.

"A severe pain in the batson has left me bed ridden, cancel all my obligations for the day".

by S Melsy Sutton September 10, 2022