Deformed Balloon

What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.

Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon

Hooker2: NO WAY!

by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019

Balloon Poodle

When a girl inserts her finger into your arsehole while she J's you off

She balloon Poodle'd me last night so good I thought I was a clown at a kids birthday party

by Martin Aynuss June 23, 2022

banana balloon

When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest

Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened

* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon

by EmiiLikesCats May 24, 2016

Helicum Balloon

An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.

Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017

Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.

"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"

by Bottle Blondy May 19, 2013

Drive by ballooning

While leaving after sex, you slap the girl in the face with the used condom.

Bro rachel was so pissed last night, especially after the drive by ballooning.

by BOOGOTTEA April 22, 2023

Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.

Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.

by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017