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avril

1) Something that makes your head hurt
2) An insult
3) Someone who switches from prep to 'punk' in less than a year
4) Something that raises the suicide rate among intelligent people
1) That Avril was singing so horribly that I had to pop an Advil!
2) Shut up, you Avril!
3) Avril used to be a country girl, but I think she was paid off.
4) The leading cause of illiteracy and suicide will soon be Avril.
by Almiria April 7, 2004
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embarassment to Canada
HUGE sell out. Talking badley about Britney, Jessica, Christina, etc. for havign their "sexy blond haired image" and then she goes out and dyes her hair bleached blonde and poses for maxim with her boobs hangin out? Sell out! You know why, because they ALL sell out at some point, because that's where the money is.

Also, she writes very bad lyrics (they all rhyme like a Dr.Suess book) and she can't sing! her voice is TERRIBLE! she'll sing as well as any of the rest of us can, adding a little "I-e-i-e-i" in every once in a while because she has no actual singing talent to change the range of her voice....her voice is nothing more than a normal average nothing special voice.

The only thing I respect about her is that she can play music, unlike many other singers, but if she were "punk" as she says, she would be in a band and not just be known on her own, because true music lovers are the ones who are in bands, writing their own thoughtful music, not careing so much about fame and being "hot". I really think the only people who like her are teens who also look up to ashlee simpson who they also think is "punk" (another blonde sell out that can't sing) (noticed how they ALL end up looking exactly the same? Long blonde curls and fancy clothes).

She sucks. I mean, in every interview i see she has her head down and doesn't look at the camera...how can someone like that be in show biz? She always looks so mean and 'badass' in her videos, it's actually pretty hilarious that she trys to look bad but I know she actually does care what people think or she wouldn't be trying to look like malibu barbie.

Anyways, all in all, she really bugs me, and whenever I see her on TV, i wanna puke. No talent, not hot, and just ungrateful for everything she has. SELL OUT!Canada can do better!
Avril is Britney Spears but not as sexy. Christina Aguilera without the talent.
by MeganJean August 14, 2006
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a girl in a band that can sing, besides the fact that her songs r only ok. shes called herself "punk" and a "rock chick", but when it boils down 2 it she is jst a girl in a band that can sing, and that plays songs that r only ok. i wouldnt call her a poser cuz if she really was then how did she get so popular? but she does kinda suck. another thing, dont take it out on the canadians, i know 2 really cool ppl from canada (im not sayin theyre all cool) but dont dis them all. and for the last thing, she didnt ruin rock music, cuz i still listen 2 it and probly tons and tons of other ppl do 2, not that her music is gr8
avril's album is let go (wth, is she like depressed or sumthin?)
by chain March 8, 2004
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"...a skater *punk* who writes guitar driven rock." (driven into a wall)

noise for 12-year olds who want to be "different and unique"
Skye Sweetnam (another Avril) she's just as "talented"
by cate June 22, 2004
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In a magazine article, Avril proclaimed, "I don't write 'Oh-baby-baby' songs". And what about Losing Grip. "Are you aware of what you make me feel, baby" oh what a contradictor. Avril means

A - Avril
V - Virginity
R - Recently
I - Is
L - Lost

^ because she fucked a lot, and brainwashes the world with her nonsense attitude that should be burnt in a basin of Hellfire (aka Eternal Damnation). May whoever who creates this puppet blesses its soul.. um it doesn't have one in the first place
Anna: Hi I recently "Avril"
John: What are you talking about?
Anna: Anna Virginity Recently Is Lost
John: My bad!

See also fake, get a life, originality please and fake oh yeah posuer so French :)
by Believe in Me April 5, 2004
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hey...here comes an avril
by alejandra January 1, 2004
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Avril is a scapegout for modern day punk rockers. (No one told them punk died in the 80s, and that Epitaph is actually a major record label and Rancid is just as pre-manufactured as avril).
Avril killed punk, and disco.
Avril has rehashed a fad from 20 years ago.
I hate Avrils.
by Mark July 6, 2004
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