Eating her avocado

When you eat her pussy out so good it turns into guacamole.

Guy1: "Yo, were you eating her avocado?"

Guy2: "Ya man! My tongue game was so strong, she had to waddle the next day!"

by Lil' Anth February 1, 2017

apocalyze

To bring one's world crashing down. It is the verb form of the word apocalypse.

I'd like to apocalyze my cheating ex-boyfriend.

I would like to apocalyze the professor that created this exam.

I will apocalyze my roomie because she is a lactoid.

by Chocolate and Vanilla Bear October 15, 2009

Apocalypse Underwear

The oldest, rattiest, and worst-fitting undergarments in your dresser drawer, that one only wears when all others are in the laundry basket; i.e. in case of the Apocalypse, Rapture, 2012, or the aliens landing.

When Bill saw the brilliant flash of an atomic explosion on the distant horizon, he knew it was time to put on his Apocalypse Underwear and hide in the bomb shelter.

by rez111 July 20, 2011

Thot Apocalypse

Thot-Apocalypse means the the destruction in society which is caused by Thots (a word for slut) who are trying to sexualize the society by doing thot behavior like twerking, posing naked on Instagram , robbing mens bank account by different ways such as asking for cashapp, asking to buy premium snaps etc. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz who is the host of “Jisun Benz Show”.

Michael: Man its sad that we are experiencing thot apocalypse in society.
Steven : Kim Kardashian started it all.

by Jisun January 25, 2020

the apocalypse

the year 2020

"the year 2020 so far has been the worst year ever. we are on the brink of world war 3, and are currently experiencing a global pandemic caused by the COVID-19 coronavirus. this is probably the beginning of the apocalypse"

by john fet May 8, 2020

Avocado

A fruit, commonly eaten by Millenials

Millenial: I have no money, no house, no car, but a lifetime supply of avocadoes

by TheExtremeEvoker August 26, 2018

Apocalypse

The idea of complete and utter destruction of reality as we know it. which isnt to far fetched in the world we live in today. either were going to blow our asses apart with the way to many nuclear and hydrogen bombs that everybody has. or the mayan prediction will come true. Also some believe in the Metalocalypse which is the ending of reality by the means of Metal, Mainly by the band Dethklok. I honestly dont believe in an apolcalypse. I believe we are killing ourselves but the human race is so stuck up that were going to blame it on other things, like global warming, or an apocolypse, but in reality its gonna be us that brings the end of all things

Scientist 1-I have completed a bomb that can blow up half the world and cause an Apocalypse

Scientist 2-lets use it on some country that we dont even have a reason for fighting.

by Mr. Satan666 October 19, 2009