Aliera

A horrible fat person who plays the flute ironically, and never smiles, especially on her 7th grade yearbook photo. She is my best friend (my only friend). She has a short friend in sixth grade named "DILDO" - probably 4'5", who's a trap. She's attracted to jenga blocks and has two damn write-ups. Her grades consist of two Fs, one C, and two B-s. She's a blonde chick that nobody likes, though has big tits, and three friends

I saw Aliera messing with her boobs this lunch.

I know man, everybody saw....

by FuckAsa February 26, 2019

Average Joe

pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.

Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube

Dude, she was like awesome.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Average-tastic

(verbs) Anything that would be considered average by the people at My Life is Average. Typically things involving dinosaurs, ninjas, crayons, or zombies, or things along those lines.

I had a Disney coloring book, and I colored it all in. Then I ate some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. It was a pretty average-tastic afternoon.

by Turtles are awesome November 5, 2010

fuck point average

N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.

My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.

When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!

by Ma Cherie (@CherieDAmour) October 14, 2010

body type average

The type of build usually chosen on dating sites by mildly heavy women with beer bellies and thick legs who are being "charitable" with respect to rating their own appearance.

"Dude, I met someone on Match last night. Love handles and a ponch - she listed herself as "body type average." Next time, I have to demand more photos beforehand!"

by invinoboston September 5, 2016

Averbate

To masturbate and shit oneself in the process. Projectile semen is also a result.

Dr Avery Averbated all over the biology textbooks.

I have to shit--time to averbate.

by Afterthought Theory November 28, 2003

Averism

Sacred Truth, told by a Truthsayer, an Averist.

Averism

'Instead of being selfish, and selling fish,
give a few away, like Jesus did.' -- Averist Marcus Hollman

by wordhigh July 18, 2010