Average Thursday Flip

Taking dmt, acid, molly and shrooms at the same time.

Yea, dude I did an Average Thursday Flip, I talked to god.

by Firemonkey755 June 27, 2018

Your IQ is below average

The fancy way of saying "u dum"

John Cena: U ugly
Stewie griffin: Your IQ is below average.
John Cena: OOF

by MyRealName21 October 9, 2020

Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008

Above Average Mahir Hater

A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj. Aem. Snorelacks!" and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have a butt for a head, elephant ears for human ears, and an anus instead of a mouth, like a starfish (no offense to Patrick.) The anus on their back was replaced with fat due to surgeries by the Mahir Hater Mutilation squad and Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew hydrobromic acid filled feces out of their face at 20 mph onto the person.

Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.

by Mudane potion#069 April 9, 2025

Average Dylan

Dylan is a short man much like his temper he is very bi-ishly is a general meanie

Dude did you see average Dylan over there so short

by Morganoooooo May 5, 2022