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alter- negro

though you may act like a typical white kid around your white friends, your alter-negro is the way you act around your black friends.
he totally pulled out his alter- negro in front of those black kids to seem cool.
by duddddde February 26, 2010
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anal alert

when your ass lets you know that your about to shit all over the place.
oh man, wheres the nearest toilet i just had an anal alert , i'm gonna shit myself any second!!
by LEARY / CARTER April 6, 2006
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boner alert

Massive erection forming or already formed
Her pokey nipples give me such a boner alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla.
by A Key Tapper February 22, 2008
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Red Alert

"Red alert guys, it seems the daywalker decided to come..."
by TYHD February 9, 2009
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Alter

An alter is a pseudonym of an internet forum user's primary account.

An alter, as used as a secondary account, will often pen questionable messages that otherwise disrupt the community or break the forum rules.

The ancestry of the term is derived from "alternate", of which, is often shortened to just "alt".
Sarah writes her poems under an alter account.

Check his IP address and find out who's alter he is.
by Brinnie April 25, 2005
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red alert

When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.

The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.

The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!

Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010
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Alter Ego Allies/Idiots

Our Alter Egos are mostly Idiots, but sometimes Allies, made up based on our "not normal" personalities. (Although we are all always not normal.) Jasmine's other is Bloo, Helene's is Morbid, and Jackie's is Salami. If you want coming-of stories ASK US!
"Normal" Jasmine is Jasmine. Hyper, laughy, crazy, weird, perky Jasmine is Bloo. "Normal" Helene is Helene. Ticked off, scary, thinking-of-blood Helene is Morbid. "Normal", serious, studious, book-reading, thinking-of-blood Jackie is Salami. Hyper, perky, ooh-look-at-the-shiny-fire Jackie is Jackie.
by Alter Ego Allies March 15, 2005
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