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Ashton#9254

person1: bro who was that mod again?
person2: ah ashton#9254?
person1: thank you bro
person2: no problem bro
*starts dry humping*
by no bitches. December 8, 2021
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Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in Bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food.
"Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary."
"Ashton park school (APS) mate.
"Bill don't do it he'll probably get bullied and they'll do nothing About it".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022
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Ashton

A person who try’s to hard to be funny and popular and says “did i ask“ to much and they are whiter then olaf.
Dude you’re being such an Ashton just stop
by Woris2216 February 24, 2020
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Ashton

Ashton: another word for ASSHOLE he is really annoying and gets on everyones nerves and often cries for no reason at all he is a white male with teal eyes and a bob cut
Lily:Omg here comes Ashton
Ashton: hey wassup dumbass
Lily: it's certainly not a place your going if u die
by yah_boi_jay¯\_(ツ)_/¯ November 2, 2019
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Ashton

A fucking ass hole that is a huge simp for Maddies or Madisons. Maddies he prefers tend to have brown medium hair hazel eyes about 5, 4 or 5, 5 and is very thicc. Ashton is a HUGE narcissist and tends to think hes lived by all when everyone talks behind his back and hates him. Tends to fail at asking Maddies out just like he fails every test. While asking maddies out, he tends to put his hand in his pants for an extra boost of confidence.
Usually doesn't take showers for around 2-3 weeks and instead covers his stench with 300 pounds of axe. Often misses a bus in the mornings because he thinks he gets bullied and cant take the pressure. Doesn't listen to anyones opinion or suggestions because his is very ignorant. During school hours, he often picks his nose and eats it, but tries to cover it up with his hand. Body checks people named wyatt into a bathroom stall in pure anger after being REJECTED by people named maddie. Tends to take up all of keltons space on the bus and makes him fall into a state of pure depression. His comebacks usually consist of "so" "that's a you problem" or "thanks for the gesture".
Oh there's Ashton, let me go kill myself.
by Selenathehoe May 5, 2020
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AN Ashton

When a Girl Soaks 1/4 of your bed.
by Mr 8/10 September 9, 2021
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Ashton

by Crusty toesssss July 6, 2021
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