dry arse

Someone who is a 'dry arse' or 'dry' is someone who backs out of drinking alcohol for a reason which is not legitimate.

Person X: I'm goin to get so pissed tonight. Are you?
Person Y: No, i'm gonna stick to lemonade, I don't want to get drunk.
Person X: You fucking dry arse!

Here, person Y is being a dry arse because he/she is backing out of drinking alcohol.

by Jonny Lignier December 7, 2006

Arse licker

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.

Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.

by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009

Arse Chicken

1. Generic term for person.

2. Generic word used to express displeasure

Originated from Krusher who DJ's a show on total rock (see: www.totalrock.com)

see also wordnipple donkey

1 Arse chickens! You're still breathing.

2 Oh arse chickens and niple donkeys

by Mahakala June 10, 2003

arse bandit

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day

Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.

by Faisal91 November 23, 2013

arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.

I'm still wiping off the arse stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016

Bulmers Arse

A word used to describe how you and your arse is feeling the morning after drinking a load of Bulmers.
It can present its self in the form of diarrhea, constipation, flatulence, stomach aches or even be used to describe how your feeling the next morning in your head.

I shouldn't have drank all those Bulmers last night, I've a bad dose of Bulmers Arse now...

by monsterman16 November 26, 2020