biggest cock in the world. he could stick it anywhere and no one would get mad because of the sheer girth of it alone.
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by This isn’t me October 5, 2020
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(archie)”heyyyooo”
(the fittys) “hey”
(archie)”your fit”
(the fittys)”you too wanna come round mine later maybe we can you know”
(archie)”sorry got training”
(the fittys)”what do you play”
(archie)”fucking every thing”
(the fittys) “hey”
(archie)”your fit”
(the fittys)”you too wanna come round mine later maybe we can you know”
(archie)”sorry got training”
(the fittys)”what do you play”
(archie)”fucking every thing”
by penisman91 August 15, 2021
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Kevin- where is Archi-Blu
Oli -probably at football
The next day
Kevin -hey lets find Archi
Oli-oh yeah he is great I wish I was like him
Oli -probably at football
The next day
Kevin -hey lets find Archi
Oli-oh yeah he is great I wish I was like him
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