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brown elf

When a person defecates into another persons mouth while they are sleeping.
Last night when I was sleeping my dads new twink brown elfed all over me.
by Donkey shlong September 18, 2022
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ELF

K: "L. Jackson is like an elf, y'know?"
R: "Yeah, she's an (e)vil (l)ittle (f)ucker!"
J: "...I can't gainsay any of that last sentence; you may have hit the nail on the head there..."
by Araucauria September 27, 2021
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Elf rod

A rod you use to stick up some ones but
Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass
by Drogon are da best November 26, 2020
mugGet the Elf rodmug.

ELF

A nickname for one of the best friends you will ever have! A sweet loving person who will brighten up your day!
Elf is such a light in this world.
by msmistofeltzr February 9, 2022
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elfing

The act of cumming on someone's face, then throwing glitter onto them.
I love elfing on you lil' bro
by anonymous April 13, 2025
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Elf

Stands for evil little fucker.
*someone does something to annoy you, or does something sly or evil*

Man, you're an elf.

*Child pisses you off...

Child: Mummy can I have , give me, I want...
Mummy: Shut up ya elf.
by Mummadontgiveafk81 October 12, 2019
mugGet the Elfmug.

Elf

A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.
-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023
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