Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.

I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

Alica

A sweet sensitive name for a girl mostly. alicas are funney sweet very beautiful and not so smart at times. thay have self esteam problems usually involeing thier aperacne. alicas and jesses are very compatiable.

you can be really alica at times

by gergoe humpaluffaguss March 14, 2010

alicia keys

Best singer in the entire world! Lives to do what she loves best which is singing her heart out

Friend to me: hey did you hear alicia keys new song no one? I heard she has an album out real soon.
Me to friend: No one is an amazing song and the "As I Am" Album is out November 13th!

by AKmusiclover December 3, 2007

Alice Syndrome

A Syndrome where all the males of a group believe that a female (in said group), is far more desirable than she really is. The defining characteristic of this syndrome is that all the rest of the females (either being crazy or unattractive), make this particular female appear desirable. Alice Syndome specifically occurs in small groups where there is no outside competition from females. Alice syndrome is quite common and effects all clicks equally.

Friend 1: Don't you think Vanessa is hot?!
Friend 2: Hell yeah! She is so freaking hot! What do you think?
Friend 3: I think Vanessa is hotter than Katie, but Vanessa isn't that hot. You guys must have Alice Syndrome or something...

by The Turkish Pastery Chef September 11, 2009

alicious

The suffix that can be attached to anyone's name, denoting that they are 'delicious'. Origin is from the word 'fergalicious', created by Fergie as a combination of her name and delicious.

Penny + delicious =Penalicious

"She's not just Penny after that make over, she's Penalicious."

by bedlamandbroomsticks February 23, 2009

Alicya

A *REALLY pretty bish with curly brown hair , gets along with others , That broke my heart once , listens to good music , she's hilarious , goes through just about everything with me , great friend , AMAZING person . . . . Amazing , ♥
- Lyndsey Loves You . ! ♥

Bruh , You talked to alicya lately ?
Yeah (: We having a party Sat. ♥

by Lyndsey♥you August 1, 2011

Alice Cooper

Shock rocker. Inspired Manson. Is so badass Chuck Norris checks his closet for him.

The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Alice Cooper.

by Save_UsMMIV February 25, 2009