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almond water

Almond water is a sweeter variation of water found in the Backrooms.
Almond water is much more common than water in the Backrooms.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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almas

shes thicc and a lovely person prettyyy asff but if u get on the bad side of her she aint gonna treat you the same loves her friends like family and has a lovely personality has a great sense of humor
"almas shes so funny and lengggg"
by sayfdadrhygfcdrluver March 16, 2022
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Allososiaphilia

The erotic desire to have sexual relations with two people who are perfect duplicates of each other. Different from an attraction towards twin siblings.
"Would you have a threesome with me and an identical clone of myself?"
"Yes, in fact I have Allososiaphilia!"
by thankyouyuri February 28, 2023
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Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"
by Otineb January 15, 2010
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de-almondization

when an Asian chick gets here eyes de-almondized to look more Anglo
Julie Chen underwent a de-almondization to look less Chinky so her racist boss would let her read the news on TV.
by mbp4me September 27, 2013
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Christmas Almond

Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.
The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.
by BelakayDub July 13, 2016
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brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ
"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"
by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016
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